We really need to stop pissing off Indonesia.
Though unwritten, I’m sure this is how Tomorrow, When the War Began was sparked.
(Source: blue--falcon, via shellsshocked)
“the patchwork clutch or the personalised tote?”
The best thing
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
Oropher by kimberly80
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!