Jimmy Page is considered a legend when it comes to sex with groupies. We’ve heard that he hasn’t given up his S&M ways and he likes his women to be submissive. We also hear that Jimmy is into role-playing and often asks his sexual conquests to pretend that they’re little girls. And sometimes maybe those conquests really ARE little girls. Just ask Lori Maddox or Sable Starr, two of many females who had sexual relationships with Jimmy before they reached the age of 15. Robert Plant has earned high praise as a lover and he has a huge penis (reportedly almost 10 inches). According to groupies who’ve had the pleasure of intimate encounters with Mr. Plant, he is a kinder, gentler version of Jimmy Page. Robert is playful, flirtatious, and treats most groupies with respect. We also hear that Robert finds it a turn-on when women fawn all over his golden locks. Robert is damn proud that he still has a lot of hair, unlike many of his peers who are rapidly losing theirs! John Bonham of Led Zeppelin may be considered one of rock’s all-time greatest drummers, but apparently his rhythm skills on the drums didn’t apply to sex. A groupie from the ’70s described John as one of the worst lovers she ever had. John’s trademark song was “Moby Dick”…Maybe that should’ve been “Immobile Dick”!
I saw the Weight of Chains today for Modern History
Its about the break up of Yugoslavia It was really fucking good And it made me hate the American government more than I already do And it also made me change my perspective on NATO and the EU, from aw theyre not that great, to fuck you you fucking pricks. It also made me decide I dont want to be a lawyer Yeah
Where various uni’s and the police came to tell us how great they are and why we should go to their uni Im seriously thinking about Macquarie now Although Im not too keen on the travel Anyway they also all told us how they have bonus points schemes, so afterward I went through the books they gave us and I can’t get bonus points for any of the courses I’m interested in So that was fuckin’ shit. Also, I have a modern excursion to see The Weight of Chains tomorrow. I’m looking forward to that. Yup.