Collapsing On Bridges

solluxander:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

jevvcy:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

extraordinarysheep:

bobalotrock:

flublub:

petcanadian:

trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you have too much boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs and have broad shoulders and a penis is not so great either

can’t we just agree that finding dresses is fucking hard?

sluttyoliveoil:

i see you like my selfie but do you like like my selfie

1500hp:

the aight gatsby