Penguins on Phillip Island wear hand-knitted sweaters as part of their oil spill rehabilitation.
When the whole squads outfits are on point
*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.
Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.
not a lie
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no
I was watching something on SBS 2. QandA usually makes me angry/upset anyway.
This weeks was politician free, it was fuckin gr8
I slept through qanda :(
Jacinta how dare you
i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon